Spontaneous razzle-dazzle - a brief attempt to comprehend the phenomenon Spring in the air. It is almost time for spontaneous events. Here is my attempt to explore scientific phenomena based on their own experiences and participant observation, actually lasted for 5 consecutive years of hard study in Ethnology.
spontaneous event is always the same, the main elements.
One of the key components of one or more persons are considered to be the person then closing the event, according to the principle that the initiator of the drink never leaves early in the event.
Another constant theme is
ceremony Counting Cash.
After counting the amounts declared by the participants and dividing the result by the number of drinkers obtained
Preliminary Budget. After his announcement as a rule, another round of financial statements, during which, in addition to determining the requirement for specific amounts of alcohol and fair granted by dividing the amounts held The ceremony also popular
presentation of the card, ie the declaration of one or more participants for the possession of available funds in the bank. The name of the rite comes from the habit, which requires making the public statement to check whether the ATM card with you today actually has.
This completes the ritual announcement of the Central Budget
, receipts and approved sighs of relief and lambasting.
next phase begins with the verification of the positions those who had not previously shown interest in participating in bibce. Before this process is completed, "for a symbolic" will join approximately 60% of the malcontents. Of this group will derive at least two people who endure to the end of the event and go to sleep at 5am on the floor in a stranger's flat at the other end of town.
The next step is often called a wandering Stage, or just Migration. If the place of libations
has not yet been established, the group is waiting a moment of indecision and attempts to draw an average of nerve the tastes and preferences of all participants. At this point, the composition may be reduced to a few individuals stricken by sudden doubts, but since they were not leaders never events, their departure will not weaken the group. Birbancka old truth is that quantity does not always into quality.
next phase, called settled I or Phase his mature, characterized by such diversity that researchers tend to study the separation of him in a different direction of science.
Despite this, and here we can distinguish some of the most popular items, which might allow knowledge to show the basic mechanisms, and what does a typical event.
basic unit is the individual participant party hall libations. A unit with a popular sense of humor (male) or large values \u200b\u200bof sexual (female), treated twice. Note: if you drink both of these features are blurred puddles of diluted standards and why the above classification makes sense only in early stages of phase I settled. In phases later assume a dominant role so. " Group - Wielogłowy IQ solution to handle the spade.
Beer. While the end happens mostly mixed, with many taxonomic structure of alcohol consumption during early spontaneous events is generally homogeneous. Beer reigns supreme. This low-dominance is interrupted occasionally drink a glass of vodka or drunk by a person whom we all know he is a snob or that tries to show off ...
time. During the events the best time reveals its relative nature. If the spree began the day - a few hours to sunset lasts less than a quarter of an hour the night. The night is eternal. Darkness is the best mother sucks, because the limitation of light stimuli favors focusing on achieving the desired state of maximum najebania.
rotation participants. Entire duration of the event is characterized by considerable mobility when it comes to sharing biby elements between the environment and the outside world, but the most castling personnel shall be generally in an advanced stage of maturity where it is within 3 hours between 21.00 and midnight, the exchange is estimated at about 30% of the original composition . At this time joined by various events, accidentally meeting friends of some of the participants, may also occur spontaneously connect two or more spontaneous events, thus creating a "mega-bibę" material of legends and memories.
Cigarettes. According to the present in all cultures, but betraying the strongest rooting in Slavic ethics drinking, drunk, in order to achieve the greatest possible state of dementia, with a total bestialisation option for the most persistent. Cigarettes are part of the ethic perfectly, adding a pleasant rocking and relaxing tumiwisizm intensifying. At the same time, as one of the most powerful cultural symbols, and add confidence in a sensual way pay attention to the lips. It is therefore not surprising that, during the event at least one cigarette reaches a stunning 91% of its participants. Others, mainly those who do not smoke "two weeks". Interestingly, a cigarette reaches three-quarters of people who declare themselves as nonsmokers . In addition, according to folk wisdom, beer from the ashes of a cigarette back harder.
smoke. The location of this component in the structure of the event gave me the most problems and aroused great concerns. Ultimately, however, won the idea of \u200b\u200bcreating a separate category for the smoke, which stands in stark opposition to the classical school of posting any "smoke" as a sub-heading "cigarettes." Smoke is much more important than just the result of burning tobacco. It's a kind of fog crawling participants of the event, giving a sense of isolation and eliminates the flow of distracting stimuli .
As I gave at the beginning of this section, the above categories represent only the most important, in my view, the common elements of the event, but by no means an exhaustive list of ingredients. The components of phase I settled are so variable and occur in such a huge mass of varieties, they still were never a serious overall description, although attempts to approach the phenomenon in the scientific framework has been ongoing since the seventies.
Phase II settled. Between midnight and 1.00 content and direction of the events are mostly fixed. At this stage, separate themselves from a group of couples in order:
- an argument culminating in violent sexual intercourse, or,
- severe pounding, or;
- go to sleep, preceded by a small bzykankiem.
rest of the group is busy at this time, dancing on tables, undressing and going off participants in the other groups. In a word - good, unencumbered fun.
next hour is characterized by increasing mobility and rotation of the participants. Part of going home to play there odchorować, some accompanied by other events, the elements are mixed. The initial composition of the group on the battlefield is only a few people.
At some point, somebody throws idea. Its formation is associated with the melting of the funds and generally understood the need for change. After a while the meetings, the group boarded a taxi or other means of transport and moves to the other end of town, the apartment of friends, which is just sumptuous home party. Along the way, the parade stops in front of the shop to buy alcohol the night (with a valid principle is to buy 3 times more than the amount you are able to drink). This phase is called the Migration II or itinerant Night. It is a link between sedentary a phase II final event - stage Zgonnym or simply concrete.
Concrete this time the mysterious, magical domain of darkness and ignorance. For this reason, it is the least, so far, understood and described. Despite incomplete information, and here we are, however, able to distinguish some common elements. One of them is called. " Wolf Syndrome." Affected by this syndrome buy pack of partying, or better two, of beer just to get to sleep sitting up they are given two sips from the first box .
other repetitive elements is a loss of upright posture, motor coordination and speech center speech paralysis.
final step is hangover ...
This can not be described in words of science. So I go freestyle.
Kac. These unnatural mornings at home, in the sticky June heat the air already pregnant. The trembling hand on the night did not Dopita popity cup. The head rotates flannel drill. Turnover kraciastego thread skull otępiającym fill, slow rhythm.
It will make the pain, put up no where. Tearful vision of her own bed passes through the head, spurred on by the thought that if not for this "border", well now recognized the queue, it's probably in this bed now we
lying ... Home! As soon as possible to the house! This thought fills
head, which does not take the place of drill. But here's the window comes the heat, the house is 40 minutes with two przesiadkami a few that do not have nothing to lose except the remains of control over their lives begins
poprawiny ... Oh. Spontaneous biby ... How I was not ...
magic time ...
What a hypocrisy! Because, when the Turkish government puts the writers returning to jail from a different version of the so-called dominant. "Armenian massacres", the West until the foam goes with rage at this injustice. While some Russians deny the size of the Katyn crime - there is silence except Polish. But it is enough to write that there were no gas chambers, and now we are ready procesik and 15 minutes of fame for a book which otherwise nobody would read it ... 
Hands off free speech! Hold its political correctness on a leash! 
