Saturday, March 10, 2007

Pokemon Shiny Gold Save Error

Spontaneous razzle-dazzle - a brief attempt to comprehend the phenomenon

Spring in the air. It is almost time for spontaneous events. Here is my attempt to explore scientific phenomena based on their own experiences and participant observation, actually lasted for 5 consecutive years of hard study in Ethnology.
spontaneous event is always the same, the main elements.
One of the key components of one or more persons are considered to be the person then closing the event, according to the principle that the initiator of the drink never leaves early in the event.

Another constant theme is ceremony Counting Cash.
After counting the amounts declared by the participants and dividing the result by the number of drinkers obtained Preliminary Budget. After his announcement as a rule, another round of financial statements, during which, in addition to determining the requirement for specific amounts of alcohol and fair granted by dividing the amounts held The ceremony also popular presentation of the card, ie the declaration of one or more participants for the possession of available funds in the bank. The name of the rite comes from the habit, which requires making the public statement to check whether the ATM card with you today actually has.

This completes the ritual announcement of the Central Budget , receipts and approved sighs of relief and lambasting.
next phase begins with the verification of the positions those who had not previously shown interest in participating in bibce. Before this process is completed, "for a symbolic" will join approximately 60% of the malcontents. Of this group will derive at least two people who endure to the end of the event and go to sleep at 5am on the floor in a stranger's flat at the other end of town.
The next step is often called a wandering Stage, or just Migration. If the place of libations
has not yet been established, the group is waiting a moment of indecision and attempts to draw an average of nerve the tastes and preferences of all participants. At this point, the composition may be reduced to a few individuals stricken by sudden doubts, but since they were not leaders never events, their departure will not weaken the group. Birbancka old truth is that quantity does not always into quality.

next phase, called settled I or Phase his mature, characterized by such diversity that researchers tend to study the separation of him in a different direction of science.
Despite this, and here we can distinguish some of the most popular items, which might allow knowledge to show the basic mechanisms, and what does a typical event.
basic unit is the individual participant party hall libations. A unit with a popular sense of humor (male) or large values \u200b\u200bof sexual (female), treated twice. Note: if you drink both of these features are blurred puddles of diluted standards and why the above classification makes sense only in early stages of phase I settled. In phases later assume a dominant role so. " Group - Wielogłowy IQ solution to handle the spade.

Beer. While the end happens mostly mixed, with many taxonomic structure of alcohol consumption during early spontaneous events is generally homogeneous. Beer reigns supreme. This low-dominance is interrupted occasionally drink a glass of vodka or drunk by a person whom we all know he is a snob or that tries to show off ...

time. During the events the best time reveals its relative nature. If the spree began the day - a few hours to sunset lasts less than a quarter of an hour the night. The night is eternal. Darkness is the best mother sucks, because the limitation of light stimuli favors focusing on achieving the desired state of maximum najebania.

rotation participants. Entire duration of the event is characterized by considerable mobility when it comes to sharing biby elements between the environment and the outside world, but the most castling personnel shall be generally in an advanced stage of maturity where it is within 3 hours between 21.00 and midnight, the exchange is estimated at about 30% of the original composition [1] . At this time joined by various events, accidentally meeting friends of some of the participants, may also occur spontaneously connect two or more spontaneous events, thus creating a "mega-bibę" material of legends and memories.

Cigarettes. According to the present in all cultures, but betraying the strongest rooting in Slavic ethics drinking, drunk, in order to achieve the greatest possible state of dementia, with a total bestialisation option for the most persistent. Cigarettes are part of the ethic perfectly, adding a pleasant rocking and relaxing tumiwisizm intensifying. At the same time, as one of the most powerful cultural symbols, and add confidence in a sensual way pay attention to the lips. It is therefore not surprising that, during the event at least one cigarette reaches a stunning 91% of its participants. Others, mainly those who do not smoke "two weeks". Interestingly, a cigarette reaches three-quarters of people who declare themselves as nonsmokers [2] . In addition, according to folk wisdom, beer from the ashes of a cigarette back harder.

smoke. The location of this component in the structure of the event gave me the most problems and aroused great concerns. Ultimately, however, won the idea of \u200b\u200bcreating a separate category for the smoke, which stands in stark opposition to the classical school of posting any "smoke" as a sub-heading "cigarettes." Smoke is much more important than just the result of burning tobacco. It's a kind of fog crawling participants of the event, giving a sense of isolation and eliminates the flow of distracting stimuli [3] .

As I gave at the beginning of this section, the above categories represent only the most important, in my view, the common elements of the event, but by no means an exhaustive list of ingredients. The components of phase I settled are so variable and occur in such a huge mass of varieties, they still were never a serious overall description, although attempts to approach the phenomenon in the scientific framework has been ongoing since the seventies.


Phase II
settled. Between midnight and 1.00 content and direction of the events are mostly fixed. At this stage, separate themselves from a group of couples in order:

- an argument culminating in violent sexual intercourse, or,

- severe pounding, or;

- go to sleep, preceded by a small bzykankiem.

rest of the group is busy at this time, dancing on tables, undressing and going off participants in the other groups. In a word - good, unencumbered fun.

next hour is characterized by increasing mobility and rotation of the participants. Part of going home to play there odchorować, some accompanied by other events, the elements are mixed. The initial composition of the group on the battlefield is only a few people.

At some point, somebody throws idea. Its formation is associated with the melting of the funds and generally understood the need for change. After a while the meetings, the group boarded a taxi or other means of transport and moves to the other end of town, the apartment of friends, which is just sumptuous home party. Along the way, the parade stops in front of the shop to buy alcohol the night (with a valid principle is to buy 3 times more than the amount you are able to drink). This phase is called the Migration II or itinerant Night. It is a link between sedentary a phase II final event - stage Zgonnym or simply concrete.

Concrete this time the mysterious, magical domain of darkness and ignorance. For this reason, it is the least, so far, understood and described. Despite incomplete information, and here we are, however, able to distinguish some common elements. One of them is called. " Wolf Syndrome." Affected by this syndrome buy pack of partying, or better two, of beer just to get to sleep sitting up they are given two sips from the first box [4] .

other repetitive elements is a loss of upright posture, motor coordination and speech center speech paralysis.

final step is hangover ...

This can not be described in words of science. So I go freestyle.
Kac. These unnatural mornings at home, in the sticky June heat the air already pregnant. The trembling hand on the night did not Dopita popity cup. The head rotates flannel drill. Turnover kraciastego thread skull otępiającym fill, slow rhythm.
It will make the pain, put up no where. Tearful vision of her own bed passes through the head, spurred on by the thought that if not for this "border", well now recognized the queue, it's probably in this bed now we
lying ... Home! As soon as possible to the house! This thought fills
head, which does not take the place of drill. But here's the window comes the heat, the house is 40 minutes with two przesiadkami a few that do not have nothing to lose except the remains of control over their lives begins

poprawiny ... Oh. Spontaneous biby ... How I was not ...

magic time ...

[1] this one of the patrons of operating a debit card. This causes a momentary eruption generally discontent.

[2] Morning realize the desirability of further support of this declaration.

[3] smoke, as part of the event does not apply to bibek pending in court, so. "Plenerków.

[4] In case the party does not move anywhere, and lasts until the end of the pub - Syndrome Wolf tells us to go to an ATM to choose from 100 PLN him, just to buy a beer and then collapse into a coma after drinking 1 / 3 of content.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

2002 Fleetwood Wilderness Manual

Panda Kaufland

those who have not yet seen the present subject matter, which I bought recently in Kauflandzie. The subject is obcinaczka nail, but that's not the point.
Domyślcie themselves ...:)

Most people have a problem with the access that is funny (apart form) in this regard. Good luck:)

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Daughter's 25th Birthday Quotes

Operation "servant of America" \u200b\u200b

Today I will seriously. I would like to draw your attention to the issue much more important than the sex scandal, the Temple of Divine Providence, and other such duperele. We will deal with something that directly affects you, me, even the old woman out of eight, although voted for LPR, dumb cunt ...

Exit to the topic later let it be put forward recently by the U.S. proposal to build on our territory of the so-called. missile defense. Target words, in short, is to be used to destroy ballistic missiles aimed towards the U.S. from the Middle East direction. Details of the U.S. offer no one knows, yet, the government and ALL parties outside of PSL (Pawlak is a big plus for me) present in Parliament, initially declared a willingness to accept the Polish those rockets. This means nothing less than that, even in the event of a change of government after the next election (and this change will, I hope), the current rate will be maintained and the creation of such a shield, anyway. As you can see, all our politicians, regardless of the options represented, confuse subservience to the U.S. with attention to the national interest.

As I said, about what the U.S. will give us nothing in return yet it is not known, but pospekulujmy himself. First of all - the construction of the shield is a huge investment of several billion dollars. It sounds great, but he who thinks that money will reach the Polish contractors is either stupid, or was born yesterday. It is obvious that Americans will not allow the construction of this top-secret installations and strategic priority of foreign companies, even with such włażącego them in the ass country like ours. We, at most, we will provide them with sand and cement.


Jobs? See above. The installation will be secret, labeled the highest security. Besides, base, like all U.S. bases worldwide, will operate on the principles of extraterritorial (1) , which will de facto , the United States of America. Is there really anyone in Rural may believe that the Poles can find work there? Hehehe. Knowing our rulers, probably so ...

Well, maybe offset? Some contracts in exchange for a building permit? It will definitely be talking about this. The air will start to fly huge amounts of dollars, politicians will fade hands and everything and just end up as an offset for the F-16. You will be wydupczeni without soap. And well, because we are fools.

only thing you can count on sure that the abolition of visas to the USA. Hurrah! The problem is that it is a bit too little, and besides those who were eager to go to the U.S. are already there, and the rest apparently did not depend so much on this incredible privilege.

increase security of the country. This is a common argument put forward by supporters of base building. We live in times of terrorism, blah blah blah ... Let me draw attention to the fact that the mere presence of U.S. troops on the territory of a country, does not guarantee security. It's time. Two - I have a feeling that (provided they agree to extend the U.S. missile defense system of the Polish territory (2) ) to alleviate the missile shield is a threat that creates itself by downloading the our attention to terrorists and other such (3) .
Thirdly, in the event of any conflict, what do you think will be attacked first? U.S. territory, whether its defense system? It is better to find the a pretty meadow, which, conveniently lying on the grass, you will be able to watch you flying over your head racket ...
Fourth, since we need to seek additional protection, after the hell we are in NATO? Will NATO does not provide sufficient protection to us? And the fundamental question: Protection from what? Because somehow no one wants to clarify his head hanging over our risk. Terrorists? And if NATO missile systems or other gadgets prevented the terrorists in an attack on a country having the most powerful army the world? Will prevent the missile shield planting them in, say, at the Central Station?
attack from Russia? Let's not be ridiculous. Belarus? Moldova? Where this risk, I ask?

And finally, fifth, when the end of the missile, the United States will be completely unpunished. What I'm saying? About this:


and including


But let's start from the beginning. To understand what I mean, we have to go back to the end of the Cold War and the collapse of the Soviet Union. Then, a group of conservatives gathered around Paul Wolfowitz, began making plans to establish USA as sole superpower in the world and using the disappearance of the traditional enemy, extend their sphere of influence for the entire globe (4) . Expenditures on armaments, instead of decrease began to grow again.

1997, the same Wolfowitz (now World Bank president, probably as a reward it was), along with other colleagues dissatisfied with Clinton's passive policy (as you can see, the bombing of Yugoslavia during the Kosovo war and the raid on aspirin factory in Sudan was too little for those fettered, right-wing PAL), founded Foundation The Project for the New American Century . The statute contains a statement of the organization to pursue the objective is to "promote American global leadership" and "shaping the twenty-first century, so that was positive for American principles and interests." According PFNAC, the global dominance of the U.S. is good not only for America but for the whole world (which is every day to convince the Iraqis). The document is full of dangerous phrases similar to my favorite "confrontation with governments hostile to our interests and principles." A bit like Kaczynski. You're either with us - the one with the riot police.

Anyway, when in 2001 Wolfowitz and his colleagues, now known as neoconservatives, grabbed the power, they began to aggressively promote this policy, now called the opening of the "Wolfowitz doctrine." The similarity to the "Brezhnev doctrine" not only in name, unfortunately ... The promotion of this greatly helped the September 11 Osama bin Laden, delivering the ruling government of the world reason to arson and restrictions on the freedoms to their citizens (for example, introduced so far are not revoked, the authorization for eavesdropping ordinary citizens without their knowledge, of course, under the banner of "fighting terror").

apostle of peace and democracy ation

This long historical - political science digression leads us to this day, lit by a great blaze of burning Baghdad. Iraq was attacked under the pretext of combating terrorism and weapons of mass destruction. As we know, weapons of mass destruction have been found, and information about her were fabricated by the Bush administration. The only weapon of mass destruction that Iraq possessed, was destroyed in the 90's (5) and came from programs sponsored by the U.S. during the Iraq war - Iran, when Saddam and Reagan (the spiritual father of neo-conservatives) they ate each of the beaks. The theory of cooperation Hussein and Al Qaeda still less hold the water. I remind you that Hussein's regime was a secular regime, hated by all the Arabs from mudżehadinami and other fanatics at the helm. Besides, just common sense - Saddam, it was a dictator. Show me a dictator, who will share the strength and resources of the organization, which could harm the religious fanaticism of his influence. Sooner will use the army to expel them from the country than to train on their territory competing forces. Nonsense some.

Repeating that the war in Iraq is a war for oil makes no sense. That is obvious. But war is also designed to show the true power of the U.S. Army and, in accordance with the doctrine of Wolfowitz, letting go of the world Uploaded: podskakujcie not, because you will end up like Iraq. And one more thing: look at the map. Location of U.S. bases in Iraq will allow United to exercise control over the entire region. Control over oil. A small step for man, one giant leap for neo-conservative global lust for power and control.

Point terrorist

Policy U.S. foreign spillover them a lot of enemies. No wonder that they seek all means to protect themselves against the wrath of the world. Question: we have an interest in, to help them? Through our participation in the coalition dropped our security, cheap oil is not flowing streams, our company did not get the promised contracts to rebuild Iraq after the war. Ass. As usual. But we are like politicians signature. Mediocre, passive but loyal. Until the end. For free. Because only the pedals admit to mistakes.

status for today is this: in Iraq is in chaos. The government does not rule. Coalition forces have proved unable to establish order. On the streets last regular religious war, shaping a new order, which has no place in western democracy. After leaving the Americans, and someday will have to leave, Iraq will become another fundamentalist religious state. This whole mess was started by a short-sighted, selfish and imperialistic thinking politicians, the U.S. and other coalition countries (including Kwasniewski and Miller Szmajdziński). To them falls the responsibility for blood, death and tears of the Iraqi people.

after bomb attack on a marketplace in Baghdad

Since the entry of coalition forces in Iraq, were killed instantly, according to various estimates, from 10,000 to 40,000 thousands of civilians. Women walking to the market for shopping. Children in school. Shopkeepers, civil servants and students. Normal people like you and me ... Medical journal The Lancet estimated that the likelihood of violent death in Iraq has increased 58 times since the U.S. invasion. Hussein's regime was terrible but the freedom, equality and democracy in the barrels zaniesione coalition forces appear to be 58 times worse. Applaud these gentlemen ...

Accelerated Course of Western standards of democracy

In light of this, we must ask ourselves a serious question. Do we want to continue to take part in this unjust, pirate war? Do you still want to work with the U.S., sign the same under their vision of the world, and legitimizing their push for global hegemony? Consent for anti-missile shield will be yet another confirmation that Poland is nothing else but a "Trojan donkey America," as someone once described us in Europe. Are we willing to trade away our honor for several million dollars and U.S. visa?

Here there are three arguments in support of my sentence:






Not in my name!


first When Hitler wanted from us, we said no extraterritorial highway. Now they voluntarily want to pay part of the territory to another, not so very differently from the fascist regime.

2. Because of technical reasons, placing missiles in Poland does not mean that it will protect the Poles.

third Before we joined the coalition, no mujahedin probably did not know where is Poland, and certainly did not treat it in terms of the attack. Now you know ...

4th As we know, in the Polish, this strategy went to 100%.

5th In the course of the Oil for Food "- the next big szwindlu. But more about that another time.


old woman from the figure eight is a figure invented. Any resemblance to living persons is unintentional.