title is not quite rhyme, so please forgive me for the sudden disappearance of divinatory skills.
Sejm decided that the expense of my retirement (or your) creation of a great temple of divine providence. God at the news of this great event reportedly drank for three days.
Although the 40 bubbles is supposed to be devoted to museum activities, cultural - educational carried with him, but we all know that this is just a trick, flick the nose of communist-Jewish lobby (etc etc), which necessitated an ungodly save prohibit the financing of construction of sacred buildings in the budget, and enrolled in the treacherously constitutional separation of church and state (hahahaha). Constitution will improve, and in the meantime let's learn a bit more about this wonderful facility and this why I pay for it with my taxes.
May 5, 1791, the Sejm of Four decided that, in gratitude for the passed two days before the Constitution, will be built the Temple of Divine Providence. "... we resolve that, at this memorial church of the ex voto was issued to all states and dedicated to the highest of Providence."
Unfortunately for the contemporary taxpayer, third partition wiped out the construction plans (God obviously did not want ŚOBu), which is a pity, because it would be the suck.
case was revived after independence in 1918, but 21 years turned out to be too short a period the Poles to push the matter further than just the outcome of the competition for the design of the church.
Then came Hitler, and the reasons to thank God for whatever you like disappeared ...
The commune was not better and it was only in 1982, Cardinal. Glemp wyartykułował anew the need to deliver the nation 200 years earlier promise. Happy for a real twist Pole fate, a few years later, the socialist system collapsed (because, despite what right-wing attempt to convince us politrucy, communism was PRLowi far) and already there was nothing to prevent the construction of the Temple of Divine Providence. Hur.
resolutions were passed, beaten foam, and are generally grown in the policy that hey, until the end of October 23, 1998, our Serenity, admirable and Przemądry (read, standing at attention), the Sejm adopted a resolution on the construction ŚOBu in Warsaw. Why is there - you understand how to see the project ...
2 May 2002, the cornerstone was laid, and somehow it went. During the ceremony as a gift to the altar was made rosary made of cannonballs. As we read on the official website of the Foundation Building of the Temple of Divine Providence www.templum.pl , " This event can be compared to a passage of Scripture:" Then their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks "Iz (2, 2 - 5). In this case, have been converted into a cannon balls for beads. This unusual transformation of the tools of death in the arms of prayer symbolizes peace. "As for me, it symbolizes more pathos, but what do I know ... You can see so are style guys. Hiphoppas wear pants with a step in the knees and they were rosary beads with 5 kilo cannonballs. Who likes what ...
Temple was to be built from contributions and sponsorship agreements (sic), but after a while it appeared that the nation does not become the task of the patriotic and prefers to spend their money on vodka, sluts, and the Equality Parade.
In 2004, robots faced with a lack of funds. It has been calculated that in order to begin the next phase of construction will need about 1916 to 1918 million.
Thus we come to this day. Godly
Members came to the conclusion that A nation once they hit immature, not knowing what good for them - decide for him, because he can not be that the nation has an opinion. 40 bubbles from the Social Insurance Fund was speechless as the hole in the budget building, leaving a large surplus even to continue this vital work of Poland and the Poles.
Works, which is supposed to look like this:
One glance is enough to answer so that SOB will be built in Warsaw. Our capital city is so ugly that even the spaceport has not hurt her. Notice the momentum of the structures on these tiny human figures on the stairs ... Indeed - a project worthy of our great, proud and rich nation. But apparently we can afford to build this monstrous monument of national megalomania (toto because with God has nothing to do). No matter what the cost. Anyway - you can not look at the costs when the execution is at stake promise made 200 years ago by our ancestors (so wise as to be led to the collapse of their homeland) some anthropomorphic personification of fears and anxieties of humanity's childhood, when religion was the only explanation for otherwise inexplicable world . And yet, you can
do it more modern and cheaper. Instead of spending millions on heavy marble sarcophagus, a la the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, enough to spend 30 000 dollars for it:
Yes. Aerated church. Pretty and practical to maintain. In the case of an attack on the forces known to our country, pull out the stopper, we make and kitramy in a safe place, thereby avoiding the costs associated with the eventual reconstruction and minimizing the risk of desecration of holiness. Another benefit is that after filling with helium and clinging trash, Inflatable Temple of Divine Providence could balloon to serve as the strategic bombing of gays, feminists and Owsiakowego Woodstock. 
interior spacious enough to accommodate the modesty of our famous of all Polish authorities or complying with the Christian principles. burn in Hell, I know ...
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