Football Player Won The Most Trophy

coup

Well, it turned out that Lepper was right.
Well, maybe not 100% but the actual coup is in the air. Amazingly, it did not prepare a pink-liberal-foul, centered around the Gazeta Wyborcza Polish language of force, and the right, selected by real Poles, patriotic circles to zaplucia Piso-LPRo-PLSowskie! Shock.
What is it? Well, the Sejm
appeared draft resolution. After cichaczu, quietly planning to embed a group of conspirators on the Polish throne, a man named Jesus of Nazareth, the carpenter's son. Gives even more flavor to the fact that currently governs the Polish Queen Mary, crowned by King John Casimir in 1656, yet, the mother of the usurper. And here comes the awkward question. In what way it was intended to reconcile this fact with the access to the power of Jesus?
The solution force does not believe it. Despite the limitations of mental (or perhaps because of them), the authors of the project, a method of physical removal of the kindness of our ruling does not fall more in question. There are two solutions - both pretty, but for different reasons, drastic.

Solution 1 provides the wedding of Mary and Jesus - sinful, incestuous relationship which the child would be deformed, genetically contaminated and degraded power. Yuck, Let us drop the subject (although it is not anything you would not see the story.)

Solution # 2 only seems easier. Just to announce that Mary was only a regent ruling the country until reaching her son, the rightful ruler to the majority. The solution is only superficially easier - because what would the Father Rydzyk and his cohorts dense mohair? The civil war hang in the air, because I do not believe that the supporters of Mary humbly accept such humiliation, and deposed his whiskers.
remains the question of the father (biological, not her stepfather - Joseph). As he takes the confusion that had gripped his immediate family? Confusion quite inconsistent with what he had to teach their ground personnel. As usually happens in the world (and afterlife) happens, the fish rots from the head. In its place napierdalałbym lightning in Wiejska until the battery, and an unruly son przełożyłbym the knee and the cable from the tape as long tłumaczyłbym him his role in world politics until wywietrzały to his head unhealthy ambition, or until all the saints and angels of heaven are not called by the police and the Ombudsman for Children.

PS requested our attention (thanks, pea) the fact that coup was planned at least since the thirties of the last century . In 1930 he began to press (sic) to something of Rosalie Celakównę to request that the church authorities on his enthronement. Oppressed her then until her death in angina in 1944. This shows just how the determination is accompanied by ob. Jesus in attempts to seize power in Poland.
And by the way - Jesus is a Jew after all. I advise the authors of the draft resolution carefully consider all the implications of this fact.

Iesus Nazarenus Iudaeorum und Rex Poland likewise.

Note - The above article is from the beginning to the end of a joke. Lęgnących certain things in the minds of our members simply can not be taken seriously. Do not be indignant, to think. Top yourself.

Where Can You But Jessica Simpsons Clothes Line

slut sex scandal

sex scandal at the halfway point.
3.5 year old Veronica, the daughter of Aneta Krawczyk or how it there is not a child of Mr Lyzwinski. From what she said her lawyer - this does not undermine the credibility (!?) Ms. Anetki and will now seek to examine the DNA Lepper. And when the handsome Andrew did not prove ill-fated goal scorer, will examine the code for the driver's Deputy Prime Minister, the guy with Photocopying, Henk across the street and other casual carriers of chromosome Y. The action perfectly understandable and glorious, because the child must have a father, after all, even if it is a criminal degenerate father, a journalist or a member of Self Defense.
I'm with you Ms. Anetka. At the same time I would suggest you extend the field investigation and ask the prosecutor to examine the DNA of Bill Gates, Brad Pitt and Emperor Akihito. You never know you Anetka, take a chance at succeed?

That's all jokes. But seriously, this hair-raising (george?), No oak is becoming. Election, which so far I have considered the medium as far as reasonable and credible, entertaining us for several days as a circus race, more like Fakt and Super Express than worst opinion-journal in this part of Europe. Election set to the wrong horse (mare), announcing the sentence before knowing the evidence. Journal editors, blinded both dislike (not to say hatred) to the Government and hope that maybe this time will harm the coalition, shot himself in the foot. Well done. At the same time
Election beautifully inscribed in, so condemned by it, the style of public debate in the Fourth Republic. Double bravo.
I would like to make my apologies for the PO and the SLD politicians who, with the satisfaction waved before us clippings from Jamaican and the Malaysian newspapers. Just not this time, gentlemen ...

By the way - that there was no doubt. Kato's ruling - National - Beet coalition believe to be the greatest evil that has befallen Poland at least since the time of the last rule of the SLD, and the Jarka, Romek and Andrew love to see most often chained to the pillory Wroclaw, posuwanych ass big black rubber dicks for sweat-eyed dwarf with hair on the hump . Nevertheless, the Electoral Action, especially in light of its often declared kryształowości I think it is a scandal, and a statement of its independence - a mockery.
But the most important conclusion from all this brouhaha is a sad observation that a free media, ladies and gentlemen, in Poland there is - well, maybe except Monokukurydzą - and anyone who believes otherwise is naive, not to say stupid.

"No way I could be so confused."

Ms. Anetka, good advice - the pots, not to the scandals.

Herpes Outbreak Masterbation

Damn bitch, I naobiecywałaś treasures of this world, just to bring me ashore and there to leave. At home every evening looked into your eyes and you rozsnuwałaś me the illusion of real, enticing images. Talking about an adventure with a great chance for a peaceful life free from struggle, disappointment and hopelessness stuffy. Szeptałaś my ear, and I closed my eyes and gave the bear a sense of omnipotence and absolute control of their destiny. Then I fell asleep in your arms, full of impatience and a quiet confidence at the same time, and you kołysałaś calming my soul. You need to admit it - you were great mistress.
Bitch.
Now, when I needed you most, you leave me. Your promises were without coverage. Visions, which to me snułaś, burned like ants under a magnifying glass unruly reality. Nothing here is as it swore, nothing here is as kazałaś me think. Omnipotence has disappeared. Along with confidence and control over its own destiny took the last train from the besieged fortress of my head.

imagined that you are important, it is worth to you in a while to give up the current life. Now I know that the most important things I had been there, at home. were, because I kazałaś abandon them. Is this your revenge with the fact that you were never number 1 on my list? That has always been in my life, things more important, more compelling than the chase for you? I should have listen to myself and continue to act according to their rules. Instead, I decided to try and give you a chance. You use it you decided to play with me for years of being in the shade.
Now, when you decide you go, I have only myself. But I can. In spite of you and your insidious whispers - I can. You can not win. In fact przegrałaś already, because if I have any doubt, today I am sure that I do not intend to participate in the race for your charms.
you are, what you wanted. Fuck you to the grave.

You were 25, now you were my only one ... you

Where Do I Get My G1 In Toronto

Local Technical

Hello.
I'm in Scotland a month now, and by this time, I have made interesting observations on the local and household appliances. Reflections on them to share with you, whether you want it or not. We start with the obvious
:

CONTACTS

Everyone probably knows that in the UK have different than on the mainland types of plugs and electrical sockets. Puddingożercy fool all must be different, the traffic on the standards of feminine beauty. Fortunately, these contacts are not polakoodporne, so rapidly developed a patent that allows to bypass the limitations of the lunar configuration access electricity. Those who would get something to write.
Already? Well notujcie.

enough to have two flat plug-in standard Polish. One of the first plug prong plug in the middle, the upper hole. Since it is a lever that opens the appropriate closing hole plugs, electric, is the key to the whole secret. When there wrazimy an object (it need not necessarily be a different plug, but let it be, for goodness sake, insulated), the door to the Merry Electron Hut will open before us. The open holes put my other end and we can bask in dobrodziejskiej electricity, without having to use adapters, adapters, and similar utensils. Requires chwilki exercises.
Note. This patent works with flat plug-ins, because they can more easily manipulate and have thinner blades. Round are less convenient, but from poverty or give advice.
Note No. 2 Not responsible for the death, disability or chronic atrial flutter due to sphincter of electric shock caused by improper use of island contacts.

That said, I must add that the safety electric thing, which comes up here very seriously. The fillip to the right, then integrating the power switch in the socket. Indigenous Peoples must be unique gamoniami, since their government has introduced security standards such contacts. Valves, switches, harassment. Well, that before any outlets do not mount the trap yet, and ditch the crocodiles, to further facilitate the use of power sources. ·

At the end of philosophical reflection - a nationalist. It is comforting to me knowing that if I am able to deceive the British Babylon and laughing in the face inhuman system, using their plug-ins, so much an Englishman in Poland, with its funny, ending a three-pronged, while do not buy an adapter, will remain lost and helpless like a dog that has fallen out of sleighs.

TAPS

Faucets. It's not about the - the river, but it is worth to stay with them for a moment of laughter from the neighbor.
As shown in the attached picture, the British cleverly decided that the mental bodybuilding, hinder their lives using the sinks and two mini-basin tap, separate hot and cold water.
At this point, amazed the crowds get up from their seats and clap, and observing the average inhabitant of Islands, who wants to wash your face with lukewarm water. To this end, it makes the following:
a) put the sink stopper.
b) Loosen the two cocks and patiently waits for a sink filled with water.
c) at that time controls the temperature of the water repeatedly, continuously adjusting the flow of liquid from the two taps.
e) turns the taps and wash the snout.
f) pulls out the stopper and washed from the sediment basin soap.
in a different way does not wash his face, because after the first taps are too tiny to easily substitute your hands and draw the water, on the other - from one hot water tap on the second flying ice, which threatens to be burns or frostbite the face.

Briton in the time required for ablutions, the average inhabitant of continental Europe, bathe twice, using its proven single-tap, and the average Pole would overthrow the two barrels, because washed up last week.
course you can get used to this system. Question - why? ·

ELECTRIC HEATERS

heaters and radiators. At the current. Produce heat. What else can you require from the radiator?
Or so some sensible location, for example? In all the apartments in which I was, heaters were located in various places, without the most obvious. Nowhere do they know the window. The culmination of this trend was apartment, where all the radiators were on the walls adjacent to the hall, with the result that it was the warmest place in the home, while from the windows in the room pulled like hell.

DOOR

doors. Another interesting local pomyślunku rash. Locks were made in such a way that neither inside nor outside they can not be opened with one hand. One hand has to pull the latch, and this time the second has to push the handle. No other method. When released, latch back into place, so you have to hold her. Is inconvenient as hell, especially when he returns home with siatami, or tries to take out the garbage. You'll need to put everything on the ground, perform the above-described steps to put a crack in the resulting rate (the door is fully equipped with a brake, so try to shut themselves), to pick up a previously placed objects, and then pushing the organism to break through the door and break into inside / out for freedom. To be more interesting, are equipped with door-locking latch, so I advise keys always with you ... I'm starting to understand the genesis
famous British humor. Brilliant ...

ELECTRIC OVEN

Cooker; device needed in every home. And if you need any, then why not make it a fun theme family quarrel at dinner?

suppose that such thinking is motivated by models, designers electric ovens equipped with spiral heater.

After turning the knob, metal spiral quickly heats up to red. After a while, you can no longer put on her pots. Just a note that anything you do not wykipiało, because something will fall on the hot as hell in June at the surface of the heater immediately starts to burn and smoke smell and shockingly. The rest flew underneath, inside the oven, which admittedly can be cleaned, but it's just annoying to add the robots.

Another issue is that in all his pedantic attention to safety of electrical outlets, the British did not think that the multi- may suffer more from the bare, glowing spiral, rather than the current kick.

I really do not know how they built an empire ...

FIREPLACES

Another example of its world-famous British engineering is fire . It is a central place in any self-respecting home island, in the present modern era, is powered by electricity. In view of the fact that the form has been freed from the rigors of functions, designers (Although I'm not sure if this is a good word), electric fireplaces, began to indulge his imagination. One of the effects of this madness is to see in the picture above. Bakelitowo - glass - metal, gold-plated solution, haunts the house where I was staying. Highly decorative knobs and plastic, baroque element, completes the terrible work. The classic late Rokokoko ...

In defense of curiosity I enter that really warms toto, and the gilded glass parapet balustradką ideal for drying socks.

ELECTRICITY METERS

naśmiewania end up. This particular patent has my full appreciation. This counter works here in a similar way as a phone card. Special "something" is loaded in a nearby spożywczaku the amount of our comfortable, then inserted the word "something" to the counter and observed how the magic of cash supplies our bank account. Perfect thing to rented homes and social housing units. All the money spent on booze? Well, sit in the dark, and not to increase its debt against a housing association or the city. For me the bomb.
This counter is one of the things you would like to see at home.

finish on the technical review of the local attractions, and people who would like to say that it generalizes, I say "fakju. This is my blog.

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· reply that this is due to concern for the safety of children does not convince me. First, those who say that, probably not appreciate the ingenuity of a murderous young homo sapiens. Switches? Locks? And from what two hands and the fascinating idea of \u200b\u200ba storm in a small head? I daresay that the level of complexity of local contacts happy, turns up only the imagination and encourages children to play. Secondly - several times the current from the contact me kicked. Enlightening event. I know not to push the feet where you do not need. I do not want my child was its free. Thirdly - if you know people who died from the shock of contact?

· Surprisingly recently, "The Guardian" I found the explanation for this phenomenon. Well, in the UK hot and cold water are under different pressures, hence the impossibility of them crammed into a common pipe. Nevertheless, it is still idiocy.

Mubarak Break Silence

thought Profanum - 1, Sacrum - 0

In "The Aberdeen Citizen" on Wednesday, 5 July 2006 you will find a brief article about the closure of one of our local churches. Given the lack of people willing to participate in worship services, the third oldest continuously operating church in Aberdeen, Denburn Parish Church (opened in 1771) rolled up the pastoral business. The message read out by the Polish perspective, it is rather bizarre. Who would come to mind to close the church in Poland? In the absence of the faithful in the appendix. In our churches are built, not closed.

Another interesting information in this regard is the report that the building of the church are interested in three other religious groups, and that the current facility manager (sometimes called the pastor) said he hoped that the building is still used for religious purposes. The latter made me very puzzled. How is "still used for religious purposes?" And for what other purposes you can use the church? Why, it's just exchanged into churches under Stalin as a storehouse for parts for agricultural machinery and rural community centers, and everyone knows it was a sinister and wicked system.

Well, it turns out that not only under Stalin. The Aberdeen is a whole bunch of ex-churches serving different now, much less pious functions. Here is a brief overview of these places from the mere center:

Slain's Castle.
Gothic-style pub - wampirystycznym. Very nice interior, if you like dark, candles and gadgets sado - maso.

entrance to Slain's Castle.
very tasteful ad in the shape of coffinettes.

Charlies.
Night Club. Nothing more about him I do not know, because none of my friends has never been there.
By the way - quite a successful picture, right?
( in relation to the previous article - on the edge of the roof on the left side lurks Sigal)

Some pub on Union Street - the main street of Aberdeen.
powerful building, appetizing waitress (probably Polish). I have to look there.

Triple Kirks.
Another pub. They have a huge video wall. Perfect for watching sports. Discounts for students.
The trade ban - sigali shit.

Priory.
pub.
Again.

Koko's
Any room for children to play in the district where I live.

focus entry reveals the sad details ...

All of these pictures is the result of hours walking around downtown. I can only assume that in other parts of Aberdeen is similar to other cities of the country not to mention. Thus, here is intertwined with sacred profane . And I can not stop thinking about it, because even though I am hard to be called a religious person, a part of me is moved by this discovery. And somehow I feel so uncomfortable, like watching these pictures.

I can not stop comparing Polish, with its superficial and folk belief, but still a Catholic, to the secular Scotland, a country where Muslims only believe in God. And comparisons come to me for the benefit of my, wheat and sugar beet, the homeland.

A significant example
What happened with us at night in pubs is going higher culture. Here a group of drunk, fat, vulgar women are fighting on the streets, take the shoes lying on the ground opponents and provoke men into battle. Drunken Scots rozwrzeszczani donate their cells for a portion of kebabs and challenging work in bars immigrants. In comparison with Scotland, with us women is a subtle, beautiful nymphs and men are philosophers - introverts.

I wonder how much of that rudeness is due to the lack of any sacred in their lives and the belief that with money you can have it all. I'm not religious, but on rare occasions when I go to church - fetching hat and say in an undertone. They come to church to be nawalić.

even coined a working theory that if the entity is able to perfectly and, most importantly, morally function without God, the more religious a society without a muzzle, or the broader philosophy is perverted and profane samogranicza to meet only their needs best. Man is, by weight, is a brute beast, and always on top wylezie. This is my theory.
I dick.
(Lest there be that suddenly a przeintelektualizowany did).