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Well, it turned out that Lepper was right.
Well, maybe not 100% but the actual coup is in the air. Amazingly, it did not prepare a pink-liberal-foul, centered around the Gazeta Wyborcza Polish language of force, and the right, selected by real Poles, patriotic circles to zaplucia Piso-LPRo-PLSowskie! Shock.
What is it? Well, the Sejm
appeared draft resolution. After cichaczu, quietly planning to embed a group of conspirators on the Polish throne, a man named Jesus of Nazareth, the carpenter's son. Gives even more flavor to the fact that currently governs the Polish Queen Mary, crowned by King John Casimir in 1656, yet, the mother of the usurper. And here comes the awkward question. In what way it was intended to reconcile this fact with the access to the power of Jesus?
The solution force does not believe it. Despite the limitations of mental (or perhaps because of them), the authors of the project, a method of physical removal of the kindness of our ruling does not fall more in question. There are two solutions - both pretty, but for different reasons, drastic.

Solution 1 provides the wedding of Mary and Jesus - sinful, incestuous relationship which the child would be deformed, genetically contaminated and degraded power. Yuck, Let us drop the subject (although it is not anything you would not see the story.)

Solution # 2 only seems easier. Just to announce that Mary was only a regent ruling the country until reaching her son, the rightful ruler to the majority. The solution is only superficially easier - because what would the Father Rydzyk and his cohorts dense mohair? The civil war hang in the air, because I do not believe that the supporters of Mary humbly accept such humiliation, and deposed his whiskers.
remains the question of the father (biological, not her stepfather - Joseph). As he takes the confusion that had gripped his immediate family? Confusion quite inconsistent with what he had to teach their ground personnel. As usually happens in the world (and afterlife) happens, the fish rots from the head. In its place napierdalałbym lightning in Wiejska until the battery, and an unruly son przełożyłbym the knee and the cable from the tape as long tłumaczyłbym him his role in world politics until wywietrzały to his head unhealthy ambition, or until all the saints and angels of heaven are not called by the police and the Ombudsman for Children.

PS requested our attention (thanks, pea) the fact that coup was planned at least since the thirties of the last century . In 1930 he began to press (sic) to something of Rosalie Celakównę to request that the church authorities on his enthronement. Oppressed her then until her death in angina in 1944. This shows just how the determination is accompanied by ob. Jesus in attempts to seize power in Poland.
And by the way - Jesus is a Jew after all. I advise the authors of the draft resolution carefully consider all the implications of this fact.

Iesus Nazarenus Iudaeorum und Rex Poland likewise.

Note - The above article is from the beginning to the end of a joke. Lęgnących certain things in the minds of our members simply can not be taken seriously. Do not be indignant, to think. Top yourself.