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Well, it turned out that Lepper was right.
Well, maybe not 100% but the actual coup is in the air. Amazingly, it did not prepare a pink-liberal-foul, centered around the Gazeta Wyborcza Polish language of force, and the right, selected by real Poles, patriotic circles to zaplucia Piso-LPRo-PLSowskie! Shock.
What is it? Well, the Sejm
appeared draft resolution. After cichaczu, quietly planning to embed a group of conspirators on the Polish throne, a man named Jesus of Nazareth, the carpenter's son. Gives even more flavor to the fact that currently governs the Polish Queen Mary, crowned by King John Casimir in 1656, yet, the mother of the usurper. And here comes the awkward question. In what way it was intended to reconcile this fact with the access to the power of Jesus?
The solution force does not believe it. Despite the limitations of mental (or perhaps because of them), the authors of the project, a method of physical removal of the kindness of our ruling does not fall more in question. There are two solutions - both pretty, but for different reasons, drastic.

Solution 1 provides the wedding of Mary and Jesus - sinful, incestuous relationship which the child would be deformed, genetically contaminated and degraded power. Yuck, Let us drop the subject (although it is not anything you would not see the story.)

Solution # 2 only seems easier. Just to announce that Mary was only a regent ruling the country until reaching her son, the rightful ruler to the majority. The solution is only superficially easier - because what would the Father Rydzyk and his cohorts dense mohair? The civil war hang in the air, because I do not believe that the supporters of Mary humbly accept such humiliation, and deposed his whiskers.
remains the question of the father (biological, not her stepfather - Joseph). As he takes the confusion that had gripped his immediate family? Confusion quite inconsistent with what he had to teach their ground personnel. As usually happens in the world (and afterlife) happens, the fish rots from the head. In its place napierdalałbym lightning in Wiejska until the battery, and an unruly son przełożyłbym the knee and the cable from the tape as long tłumaczyłbym him his role in world politics until wywietrzały to his head unhealthy ambition, or until all the saints and angels of heaven are not called by the police and the Ombudsman for Children.

PS requested our attention (thanks, pea) the fact that coup was planned at least since the thirties of the last century . In 1930 he began to press (sic) to something of Rosalie Celakównę to request that the church authorities on his enthronement. Oppressed her then until her death in angina in 1944. This shows just how the determination is accompanied by ob. Jesus in attempts to seize power in Poland.
And by the way - Jesus is a Jew after all. I advise the authors of the draft resolution carefully consider all the implications of this fact.

Iesus Nazarenus Iudaeorum und Rex Poland likewise.

Note - The above article is from the beginning to the end of a joke. Lęgnących certain things in the minds of our members simply can not be taken seriously. Do not be indignant, to think. Top yourself.

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slut sex scandal

sex scandal at the halfway point.
3.5 year old Veronica, the daughter of Aneta Krawczyk or how it there is not a child of Mr Lyzwinski. From what she said her lawyer - this does not undermine the credibility (!?) Ms. Anetki and will now seek to examine the DNA Lepper. And when the handsome Andrew did not prove ill-fated goal scorer, will examine the code for the driver's Deputy Prime Minister, the guy with Photocopying, Henk across the street and other casual carriers of chromosome Y. The action perfectly understandable and glorious, because the child must have a father, after all, even if it is a criminal degenerate father, a journalist or a member of Self Defense.
I'm with you Ms. Anetka. At the same time I would suggest you extend the field investigation and ask the prosecutor to examine the DNA of Bill Gates, Brad Pitt and Emperor Akihito. You never know you Anetka, take a chance at succeed?

That's all jokes. But seriously, this hair-raising (george?), No oak is becoming. Election, which so far I have considered the medium as far as reasonable and credible, entertaining us for several days as a circus race, more like Fakt and Super Express than worst opinion-journal in this part of Europe. Election set to the wrong horse (mare), announcing the sentence before knowing the evidence. Journal editors, blinded both dislike (not to say hatred) to the Government and hope that maybe this time will harm the coalition, shot himself in the foot. Well done. At the same time
Election beautifully inscribed in, so condemned by it, the style of public debate in the Fourth Republic. Double bravo.
I would like to make my apologies for the PO and the SLD politicians who, with the satisfaction waved before us clippings from Jamaican and the Malaysian newspapers. Just not this time, gentlemen ...

By the way - that there was no doubt. Kato's ruling - National - Beet coalition believe to be the greatest evil that has befallen Poland at least since the time of the last rule of the SLD, and the Jarka, Romek and Andrew love to see most often chained to the pillory Wroclaw, posuwanych ass big black rubber dicks for sweat-eyed dwarf with hair on the hump . Nevertheless, the Electoral Action, especially in light of its often declared kryształowości I think it is a scandal, and a statement of its independence - a mockery.
But the most important conclusion from all this brouhaha is a sad observation that a free media, ladies and gentlemen, in Poland there is - well, maybe except Monokukurydzą - and anyone who believes otherwise is naive, not to say stupid.

"No way I could be so confused."

Ms. Anetka, good advice - the pots, not to the scandals.